Funny Jumpluff Eat a Pepsi Song

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A couple of quick beta mons! I will totally do more when I can, everything���s so *chef kiss*

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Ooh I have a random question. If the mods were gym leaders what would you base your gyms off of? A type? Perhaps a theme?

i would probably go with a theme rather than a type! my faves are super varied but i do know my ace would be furret … CAN U IMAGINE GIGANTAMAX FURRET … long boye … but i'd definitely base it around underused and underestimated pokemon (if that even counts as a theme)… furret, jumpluff, masquerain would be a couple of the members on my team!!!! so far its a huge fire weakness but hey man that is what furret is there for – mod elesa

i would want !!!! to be a psychic type gym leader !! they always have the coolest designs... i would use reuniclus, (mega) gardevoir, indeedee... maybe celebi too if i could bc i love celebi !!

tho mainly i don't think i'd want to be a gym leader... let me and my round boys (goomy, shaymin, wooloo, applin line, solosis... ya know) have a farm and chill out... just vibin u know lol -- mod touko

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Mdmdndbb grass or normal and i think ur signature pokemon would either be a rlly overpowered jumpluff or a herdier :)

ohhh!!!! pet dandelion & pupy :~]!! i love them thank u :D!!!!

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sorry sjws, there are only two genders. you're either a Cat No Banana or a Funny Jumpluff Eat A Pepsi. how does that LOGIC taste,

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Full PokéRap By Brian David Gilbert

With full lyrics written out by me cause I had nothing better to do

I want to be the best…best...best…best

I want to be the best…best…best

Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle

Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple

Scorburry, Sobble and Grookey

Lickitung and Lickilicky

Haxorus, Cofagrigus

Poliwrath, Mismagius

Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider

Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer

Golurk

Luxio, Swampert

Lilligant, Tynamo, Seismitoad, Politoed, Palpitoad, Seel

Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal

Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper

Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr

Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring

Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking

SKRELP

Alakazam, Patrat

Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat, Golbat, Zubat

Poochyena, Carracosta

Teddiursa, Umbreon

Alomomola, Chikorita

Gothorita, Druddigon

Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug

Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg

Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon

Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff

Delmise, Servine, Rockruff

Porygon, Porygon Z, Porygon 2, Ribombee

Skuntang, Klang, Klinklang

Miltank and Mitang, Luxray

Pidgey, Hitmonlee

Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray

Lotad, Durant, Serperior

Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor

Abra, Seadra, Nidorina

Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina

Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard

Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir

Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor

Ariados, Tyranitar

Glameow, Meowth, Exploud

Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout

Starmie, Starly, Frogadier

Delcatty, Escavalier

Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas

Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas

Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o

Aurorus, Aromatisse

Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé

Feraligatr, Eevee

Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi

Popplio, Abomasnow

Charmeleon, Darumaka

Hariyama, Sharpedo

Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye

Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly

Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona

Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola

Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan

Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee

Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby

Piloswine, Carnivine

Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the triplet rap

So now let's rap to educate

Alright, here we go!

Are you ready, friends? Hey, come on!

Let's learn a little something from the Pokémon!

There's Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail

Sandyghast, Nosepass, Froslass, Lapras!

I love to say the Pokémon but here's the catch

Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch'd

Let me Axew a question

Wanna help me out?

It's time to Throh in more names!

Come on give me a shout!

Those Pokémon are Tentacool!

And those Pokémon are trash!

Combee my friend, I've got more to say!

And if we Diglett-le deeper we can learn today!

So why not get Comfey? Don't be Krabby or blue

Here are some lessons and I Rotom 4 U!

If you Muk around in class, you'll be distraught!

Don't Bidoof-us, just study a lot!

If you're Slaking in school, you'll drop out sooner!

And abstinence is key, or you'll get a Mime Jr.

Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat?

Amaura-mazing snack is a Pichu can eat!

Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs

And don't stick forks into Eelectrik plugs!

Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes

Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra-long hikes!

Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed

And that's just one name people have for weed!

There's Pansage and Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly

Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky!

And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra

Bounsweet, Bayleaf, Hypno and Munna!

You'll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke!

Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke!

So if someone says "hey, want some dank Lombre?"

Look 'em Dedenne the eye and say NO WAY!

I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone's smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person?

DEFINITELY NO!

I don't mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse

Don't lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan

And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan

BIG PHARMA IS THE ROOT OF OUR COUNTRY'S PROBLEM WITH OPIATE ADDICTION.

Golem.

Gastly, Horsea, Chansea, Burmy

Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy

Hoo! Rapping's hard, let me catch my breath

Might as well check how many we've got left

There's less than 150 left.

Can I really do this?

I used to have this dream

Back when I was a child

I'd make the PokéRap listenable

And everybody called me reckless and wild

But I never gave up

I kept at it every day

And with Pikachu beside me and my 'dex to guide me

I knew that there'd be a way

To ignore all of the naysayers I'd need a thicker skin than Metapod

Why not leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown?

Maybe someday everyone will applaud

It's Absol-utely worth taking a risk

Plusle make a few friends as I try

Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song

Though I still don't know where to put Mr. Mime

But who cares if I couldn't find a good place to put

Togedmaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill…

And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts and Dustox

I still found a way to put 'em in there!

No matter the Scizor the scope of the task,

I don't need a Magikarp-et ride

I'Machamp-ion hero, there's nothing to Fearow

My true power comes from inside

And that brings us all of the way to the top

I've said every name I can say

I'll let my body confess the names that I can't express

Yes, it's time for the dream ballet!

(Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Ho-Oh, Tapu Fini, Latias, Latios, Lugia, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Stakataka, Blacephalon, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Mew, Mewtwo, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Type: Null, Silvally, Reshiram, Zekrom, Manaphy, Phione, Celebi, Jirachi, Victini, Shaymin, Marshadow, Darkrai, Magearna, Necrozma, Melmetal, Meltan, Diancie, Hoopa, Meloetta, Cresselia, Healtran, Kyurem, Keldeo, Deoxys, Genesect, Volcanion, Zeraora, Arceus)

But there's one Pokémon, my own holy grail

That I gave Kevin Punt; I hope that bastard's in jail

'Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex

And I gave him up for my 'dex

When you love Terry terribly and then Terry is gone

What's the point of having every other Pokémon?

There's a wound in my heart that I can't get rid of

How can I find joy without my tangly boy?

Why catch them all if you can't keep the ones that you love?

Terryyyyyy!!!!!!!

Oh Terryyyyyyyyyy!

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Three (or more!) of your favorite pokemon?

oo thank u!! ☺️💕

but hmm.. well munchlax and sneasel are definitely my fav two!! 😄 but a 3rd is hard.. 🤔 some others i rly love are dunsparce, espeon, clefable and jumpluff!! 😭✨

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dive ball, quick ball, dream ball?

Dive Ball: Favorite water route/area in Pokémon

I liked being able to dive underwater in RSE/ORAS! I really liked being able to find pokemon underwater!!

Quick Ball: Luckiest Pokémon memory

In XY my friend traded me his shiny accelgor (because he knows how much I love shinies) and I still needed to breed a shelmet to complete my dex, so I go to breed the accelgor and literally the first one that hatched was a shiny! parent and child shiny ;u; still makes me happy to think about! Also, another memory is right after hatching a shiny in Sun, think it was smeargle (and it took forever omfg), I run around in the grass and immediately find a shiny alolan meowth!!

Dream Ball: Dream Pokémon Team

This question is so hard!! I'd say a team full of pink shinies, so stuff like shiny lopunny, shiny toxapex, shiny ribombee, shiny celebi, shiny jumpluff, shiny pachirisu, shiny dunsparce, etc...

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ahh your jumpluffs are so cute if you want to could you draw mew or porygonZ or espeon? those are my favourites ;u; do you have like a ko-fi or something? i'd love to send you a tip too ♥

both of them bc theyre big favs..

porygon looks ready to party

and omg that's so nice!?? i set one up just now on my blog :')!

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Josie's favorite pokemon would be literally anything cute and preferably smol. Normally prefers the unevolved forms more than anything bc they're usually CUTer and SMOLER. There are exceptions to the cuteness scale tho, of course.

Also.. Does it look like a puppy? She loves it.

Does their backstory seem sad? She loves it, will protect it, and wants to cry.

Fave Starter: Fennekin Top Faves: Rockruff/Lycanroc, Growlithe, Cleffa Some general pokemon she'd enjoy: Cutiefly (have u seen that thing Josie loves it she caught tweny and she refuses to release any of them), Jumpluff, Cubone, Lillipup, Teddiursa, Espurr, 99% of the baby pokemon (this list could go on for days) Fave Eeveelution: Sylveon; AND OF COURSE! She REALLY loves Eevee unevolved. (i almost forgot that wow) Type: I don't think she favors a specific type, like I said, as long as it's cute. But... She does have a soft spots for cute ghosties. She is very incredibly attached to Phantump she would die for these ghost-tree babies. Also, Mimikyu, Pumpkaboo, and Drifloon

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Hey.............. Do all those ask things please I am Curious enjoy

1.      Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

Spotify. I don't think I can even use Pandora since I'm from theNetherlands?? Last time I checked I couldn't.

2.      is your room messy or clean?

A combination ofboth.

3.      what color are your eyes?

I think it'sgreenish??

4.      do you like your name? why?

 I used to really dislike it, but that was mainly because there was a Dutch song about my name (this one) that some boys from my class sang EVERY fucking school day, and sometimes even multiple times a day. It really ruined my name for me. Recently, though, my mom told me that?? The song came out somewhere around the time before my grandpa died when he was still hospitalized?? and?? he heard the song and liked it??? So i don't really hate the song anymore, and I've kinda grown to like my name again. A lot of people still refer to me as 'Rose', though, since that's just a lot shorter.

5.      what is your relationship status?

Single and ready to eat an entire baguette.

6.      describe your personality in 3 words or less

funny jumpluff eat

7.      what color hair do you have?

Dark blone

8.      what kind of car do you drive? color?

I haven't really driven in my mom's car yet but it's silver colored.

9.      where do you shop?

stores, usually. I mostly buy stuff at the mall that's in my town, but sometimes I feel Fancy and I take the bus to a nearby city.

10.  how would you describe your style?

"i wish I was as cute as some of my clothes"

11.  favorite social media account

??????????????? of the ones I own?? someone else's??? U gotta be more specific.

12.  what size bed do you have?

a normal one. for a single person. because i'm single.

13.  any siblings?

Nope!

14.  if you can live anywhere in the world wherewould it be? why?

Mmm, somewhere near a forest is Great.

15.  favorite snapchat filter?

I Don't Use SnapChat Enough For This But I Remember One With A Princess In A Car And I Think That One Is Pretty Rad

16.  favorite makeup brand(s)

I never......... buy make-up............. I wish i did, though. Sometimes I want to buy some, but then it's like?? it's expensive, and I don't really know what I would need to buy anyway.

17.  how many times a week do you shower?

Depends on how many times I need to go out. I do shower atleast once every two days, though.

18.  favorite tv show?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Do series count? or just?? random shows?? Or can I just put in a random show that I've recently watched?? because then I'm just going to say Grace & Frankie because that one is Very Good.

19.  shoe size?

smol. 38 I think.

20.  how tall are you?

also very smol. 1.57 meters.

21.  sandals or sneakers?

Sneakers when I have to walk A Lot, sandals when I'm at the beach or just?? at home I guess.

22.  do you go to the gym?

lol no.

23.  describe your dream date

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket!

idk dude I think just?? hanging out with the person I really like would be very chill already?? Maybe some looking at the stars and?? laying outside in a grassfield?? that sounds pretty chill I think.

24.  how much money do you have in your wallet atthe moment?

About 7 euros I think

25.  what color socks are you wearing?

Black + pink.

26.  how many pillows do you sleep with?

One normal head pillow + 2 neck pillow things.

27.  do you have a job? what do you do?

haha no.

28.  how many friends do you have?

6 close friends and?? a Whole Bunch of people that I consider friends but that I don't talk as much with.

29.  whats the worst thing you have ever done?

I'm not sure honestly, although I probably have done or said some bad things??

30.  whats your favorite candle scent?

Roses and other flowers.

31.  3 favorite boy names

shrek, donkey, farquaad.

32.  3 favorite girl names

fiona, dragon, uhhhh fiona's mom.

33.  favorite actor?

Ryan Reynolds or Tom Hanks.

34.  favorite actress?

Merryl Streep or Viola Davis

35.  who is your celebrity crush?

shit I don't know dude.

36.  favorite movie?

shit there are so many movies that I love??? The Swan Princess, Matilda, Forrest Gump, A Lot Of Disney Movies, La Vita e Bella, Miss Congeniality and?? a lot more I think??

37.  do you read a lot? whats your favoritebook?

Dead Withc Walking by Kim Harrison, although I really love the HP books too. I love reading and wish I did it more tbh.

38.  money or brains?

money seems to be working pretty well for trump but honestly i think i prefer brains.

39.  do you have a nickname? what is it?

Rose. There was this one week where my nickname was Cheese though.

40.  how many times have you been to the hospital?

I went to the hospital pretty often as a child because I was?? Not Very Tall?? and the docters were Concerned or something. they basically took some blood and checked how much I had grown since the last time I visited.

When that was done I didn't visit the hospital until I got hit by a car on my way to school and broke my clavicle. It hurt. A Lot.

The last time I went was like, 2 years ago?? To get my thyroid tested?? I was basically Really Fucking Anxious back then and constantly felt like?? Like shit I guess?? And as if I was going to die?? Sort of?? but not really?? Let's just keep it at "I was really anxious about having a fast heartbeat" to keep it simple. I'm over it now, though. God, even just walking made me anxious back then.

41.  top 10 favorite songs

NICE that's more than ONE song. They're not going to be in any particular order though. And also probably more than 10.

Day6: I Wait - Congratulations - I'm Serious.

Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down - Miss Missing You - Young Volcanoes - Rat a Tat

BTS: RUN - INTRO: What Am I To You - Crowtit - Ma City

Shortstraw: Thailand

Walk the Moon: Tightrope - Anna Sun - Shut Up and Dance

Man Man: Loot My Body

Raleigh Ritchie: The Greatest - You're A Man Now Boy

42.  do you take any medications daily?

hell yeah. The Good Shit That Helps Me Against Hayfever.

43.  what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

Dry hands, oily face

44.  what is your biggest fear?

Losing my friends.

45.  how many kids do you want?

Not sure. No kids?? One kid??? I think it eventually also depends on my partner I guess??

46.  whats your go to hair style?

"Listen I combed my hair but the moment I stepped outside the wind acted like an asshole."

47.  what type of house do you live in? (big, small,etc)

medium house.

48.  who is your role model?

ONE, as in, the one who came up with One Punch Man.

49.  what was the last compliment you received?

"I like your sweater."

50.  what was the last text you sent?

"I'm home around 2:30, want to drink some coffee together?" = me @ my mom.

51.  how old were you when you found out santawasn't real?

I never believed in Santa. as in, the american one. I think I was like, 10 or something when my mom told me Sinterklaas doesn't exist??

52.  what is your dream car?

one i can drive in without crying.

53.  opinion on smoking?

please don't blow your smoke in my face. I personally dislike it but?? it's your choice if you want to smoke.

54.  do you go to college?

hell yeah.

55.  what is your dream job?

Something I genuinely enjoy, that happens to pay decently.

56.  would you rather live in rural areas or thesuburbs?

Suburbs I think??

57.  do you take shampoo and conditioner bottlesfrom hotels?

I don;t visit hotels often enough to steal enything from them.

58.  do you have freckles?

Don't think so.

59.  do you smile for pictures?

I do. That is, when I'm not avoiding the person who is taking the pictures.

60.  how many pictures do you have on yourphone?

117

61.  have you ever peed in the woods?

Yes. It is necessary if you want to play in the woods without peeing your pants, really.

62.  do you still watch cartoons?

hell yeah!!

63.  do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy's orMcDonalds?

I didn't visit a Wendy's during their one year stay in the Netherlands, so I can't really compare them.

64.  Favorite dipping sauce?

Sour Cream.

65.  what do you wear to bed?

Pyjama's. As long as it's something that I can wear pj pants with, it's fine for me. I really hate not wearing pants during summer. the sticky sweat feeling between my legs is the worst.

66.  have you ever won a spelling bee?

We don't really have those in the Netherlands lol.

67.  what are your hobbies?

Reading, writing, gaming? ? I think?? can talking with friends count as a hobby?

68.  can you draw?

Depends on what it is that I need to draw.

69.  do you play an instrument?

I can play the (acoustic) guitar and the glockenspiel!! Also a little bit of recorder!!

70.  what was the last concert you saw?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think it was a Fall Out Boy concert?? From their American Beauty/America Psycho tour??

71.  tea or coffee?

Coffee. Tea is alright but it's?? ?? ? yeah.

72.  Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

it's been, what, a month since a Dunkin Donuts first opened in the Netherlands??? Somewhere in Amsterdam even I think?? So uhhh. no. I don't really have any reference material.

73.  do you want to get married?

I think so.

74.  what is your crush's first and last initial?

l i sten  n o.

75.  are you going to change your last name when youget married?

Maybe?? If it's not something like Naaktgeboren?? because there was an episode on Zoop where someone's name was Ben Naaktgeboren which may sound ok if you're not Dutch but it's not a name I'd like to have.

76.  what color looks best on you?

Green/red??

77.  do you miss anyone right now?

I sometimes wish I lived closer to my online friends so I could hang out with them more but?? I can still talk to them whenever. I do sometimes miss my grandparents though.

78.  do you sleep with your door open or closed?

It's usually not entirely closed.

79.  do you believe in ghosts?

Not really.

80.  what is your biggest pet peeve?

when an inanimate object still falls over even though i've called it "dude!" and "bro!" many, many times.

81.  last person you called`

My phone says it's my mom.

82.  favorite ice cream flavor? Lemon

83.  regular oreos or golden oreos?

what the hell are golden oreos????? Why would you eat gold????

84.  chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

Chocolate

85.  what shirt are you wearing?

One with Dory on it with the text "I have 99 problems but can't remember ONE

86.  what is your phone background?

(This picture)

87.  are you outgoing or shy?

I used to be Super Shy, but now it's getting a little bit less I think?? I'm pretty outgoing when I'm with friends, though.

88.  do you like it when people play with your hair?

hell yeah.

89.  do you like your neighbors?

I don't really know them but I think they're alright???

90.  do you wash your face? at night? in themorning?

Before + after sleeping.

91.  have you ever been high?

nah

92.  have you ever been drunk?

nope

93.  last thing you ate?

un petitfour

94.  favorite lyrics right now

Basically just?? the lyrics of If I Could Tell Her from Dear Evan Hansen. god I love that song.

95.  summer or winter?

summer.

96.  day or night?

both??

97.  dark, milk, or white chocolate?

All of them.

98.  favorite month?

June bc it's my birthday month B)

99.  what is your zodiac sign

Cancer

100.   who was the last person you cried in frontof?

My mom, probably??

Thanks for letting me answer all these questions!!

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🎬, 🍑, 🎵, 🐹, + 💗?

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

paranorman, star wars (in general), juno, moana, 2001 space oddysey

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

already answered!

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

move by saint motel, home alone by ansel elgort, nonstop from hamilton, how far i'll go from moana, and argonauts by the little ones

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

tbh i usually just like pokemon bc theyre cute

but my favs are shaymin, jumpluff, driftloon, vaporeon, and togepi

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?

u, jackie, or miles tbh

send me an emoji!

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